Opera House Players Present: Love Thy Neighbor

March 28, 29, April 3, 4, 5, 2014 – 7:30pm
Matinee March 30, 2014 – 2:00pm

Opera House Players, Love Thy Neigbor
by Gary Ray Stapp
A Comedy about controlling your neighborhood

 
 
 

Tickets
Adults $13, General Admission Balcony $11
Students $7
To purchase Tickets
Email:
operahouse@alpinecom.net or
tickets@icsbbs.com
Phone: (563) 873-2378
Purchase tickets at Moser’s Pharmacy (563-245-2530) in downtown

Show Synopsis:
Armed with a sharply judgemental attitude and a piar of binoculars, homeowner Leona Crump is consumed with anxiety over her new neighbors. Will they be California beatniks? Or paroled drug pushers? Or more frightening yet, perhaps someone with children?!

Her worst fears are realized when an odd-ball “hill folk” family moves in across the street. She quickly realizes that neither God, nor her favorite telephone psychic, has prepared her for the series of showdowns set to take place in her living room. Gafina Hambefferschmidt, an obnoxious, gum-chewing woman, together with her “Maw,” an old hillbetty crone; Gafina’s simple-minded, love-struck boyfriend, Turner; and her “trampy” sister Bambi, turn Leona’s neighborhood upside down. Threatened by the over-zealous friendliness of the women and “romanced” by the discgusting Turner, Leona vows to purge them from her cul-de-sac. But she has no support from her husband, the epitome of the couch potato, nor her other neighbor, Judy, who is as sweet as pie and about as bright.

Adding to Leona’s exasperation are her daily dealings with her refrigerator-raiding neighbor Paul, the local real estate saleswoman, the mailman, an Avon lady, a police officer, and a paper boy, alol, she is sure, who were only put on this earth to annoy her. Outnumbered, but refusing to be outmatches, Leona suits up in fatigues and resolves to “mop up” the new neighbors all on her own. Ultimately, it’s a flock of pink flamingos that drives her over the ends and lands her in the local jail. But in the end, will she be victorious and drive her new neighbors away? Maybe, maybe not — it all depends on her weedeater!

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Love That Big Band

Sunday February 16, 2014 – 2:00pm

All New Show
16 Piece Big Band
with Swinging Vocalists
performing many of your all time favorites!
Tickets: Reserved Tickets-$15 in Advance
$18 after February 1st
To purchase Tickets:
Email:operahouse@alpinecom.net or
tickets@icsbbs.com
Phone: (563) 873-2378
Purchase tickets at Moser’s Pharmacy (563-245-2530) in downtown

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Lori Line the 2013 Holiday Tour

Monday, December 2nd, 2013 7:30pm


Born In Bethlehem
The 2013 Holiday Tour
Lorie Line and her Fab Five

Tickets $49.00 – all seats reserved
GROUPS RECEIVE A $5 DISCOUNT PER TICKET! (10 OR MORE)
CALL 1-800-801-5463 (LINE)

Children Ages 4 and up are welcome! No infants or toddlers please. Groups sales began July 1st. For those ordering 10 or more tickets call 1-800-801-5463. General tickets (1-9) will go on sale Monday, August 5th. Moser Pharmacy will have tickets at that point.

Lori Line Website

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Opera House Players Present: Christmas Classics on the Air

Friday, November 29th, Saturday, November 30th 7:30 p.m
Sunday, December 1st 2 p.m.

Opera House Players, Christmas Radio Show

Ticket Sales Begin October 29th

Tickets
Adults $13, General Admission Balcony $11
Students $7
To purchase Tickets
Email:
operahouse@alpinecom.net or
tickets@icsbbs.com
Phone: (563) 873-2378
Purchase tickets at Moser’s Pharmacy (563-245-2530) in downtown

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Copacabana

Sept 27, 28 Oct 3, 4, 5, 2013 – 7:30pm
Matinee Sept 26, 29, 2013 – 2:00pm

The Opera House Players present Copacabana

Music by Barry Manilow
Lyrics by Bruce Sussman & Jack Feldman
Book by Barry Manilow, Jack Feldman & Bruce Sussman 

 

 

Tickets
Adults $13, General Admission Balcony $11
Students $7
To purchase Tickets
Email:
operahouse@alpinecom.net or
tickets@icsbbs.com
Phone: (563) 873-2378
Purchase tickets at Moser’s Pharmacy (563-245-2530) in downtown

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